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#4842 - 12/03/12 11:26 AM Re: The New Rat Chat Death Chat
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I think that only works if my mouth is full of brats wink
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#4843 - 12/03/12 12:28 PM Re: The New Rat Chat Death Chat
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Just as long as there is another Bears fan I am happy.

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#4844 - 12/03/12 01:41 PM Re: The New Rat Chat Death Chat
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hold on now! Let's not get ahead of ourselves here wink
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#4845 - 12/03/12 03:41 PM Re: The New Rat Chat Death Chat
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Originally Posted By: Dogtired;12832
hold on now! Let's not get ahead of ourselves here wink


I'm a fan of bears, but what do squirrels have to do with it????
Talk about giving a fella a heart attack! :rolleyes:
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#4846 - 12/03/12 05:50 PM Re: The New Rat Chat Death Chat
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You know, I got to play with a bear cub once. And before anyone asks, yes, it was in a controlled environment. The mother had been shot and the cubs rescued. They were a lot of fun at that age...about 3 or 4 months old if I recall. Kind of like a big Newfoundland puppy...with sharp claws and teeth. They were chewers.
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#4847 - 12/03/12 06:04 PM Re: The New Rat Chat Death Chat
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Bears eat squirrels. I'd prefer to eat them.....tasty....
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#4848 - 12/03/12 06:19 PM Re: The New Rat Chat Death Chat
Carl Theile Offline
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Originally Posted By: Drumrboy;12840
You know, I got to play with a bear cub once. And before anyone asks, yes, it was in a controlled environment. The mother had been shot and the cubs rescued. They were a lot of fun at that age...about 3 or 4 months old if I recall. Kind of like a big Newfoundland puppy...with sharp claws and teeth. They were chewers.


My experience was a bit different than yours (uncontrolled environment)- HAD to kill momma and then found she was a momma and then found the cub. Called Squish and Maim to report the incident and they collected both the cub and momma. Three weeks later they called back looking for someone to foster the cub. We declined but knew someone and that worked out. Cub got re-introduced to its home turf in one of a very few successful re-introductions (in those days). In the brief interval between our call to Fish and Game and their collection, the cub got to play with me................. like a 2 year old on meth, but stronger and yes, with teeth.
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#4849 - 12/03/12 06:24 PM Re: The New Rat Chat Death Chat
Carl Theile Offline
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Originally Posted By: Dogtired;12841
Bears eat squirrels. I'd prefer to eat them.....tasty....


Say, said the bear to the squirrel- do you have trouble with poop sticking to your fur?
Upon a "no" response, the bear grabbed and wiped.............cool
-carl
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#4850 - 12/03/12 09:15 PM Re: The New Rat Chat Death Chat
Joshua R. Offline
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Love that joke Carl.

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#4851 - 12/04/12 03:51 PM Re: The New Rat Chat Death Chat
Magoo Offline
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Wednesday. Hump day. No bears here ! wink
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