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#35848 - 04/16/14 07:11 AM Re: Giggles [Re: RobStanley]
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At a senior citizenís meeting, a couple were celebrating their 50th anniversary. The husband stood up and was telling story of his dating habits in his youth.
It seemed that every time he brought home a girl to meet his mother, his mother didnít like her.

So, finally, he started searching until he found a girl who not only looked like his mother and acted like his mother, she even sounded like his mother.

So he brought her home one night to have dinner, and his father didnít like her.
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#35852 - 04/16/14 03:22 PM Re: Giggles [Re: Drumrboy]
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laugh laugh laugh
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#35908 - 04/18/14 09:59 PM Re: Giggles [Re: RobStanley]
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Thought I'd share an add I found on lawn mowing. grin

When your lawn, becomes a pain in the arse.
You need to call, "Art of Grass"....
We'll be around, as quick as a flash,
We'll mow the grass and take your cash.
When we're finished, all done and dusted.
After we've left, you'll realise,
half ya windows are busted.
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#35910 - 04/18/14 10:12 PM Re: Giggles [Re: RobStanley]
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Ain't that the truth. smile

-carl
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#35918 - 04/19/14 12:32 PM Re: Giggles [Re: Carl Theile]
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Good one Ian. grin
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#36013 - 04/24/14 03:27 AM Re: Giggles [Re: RobStanley]
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#36021 - 04/24/14 05:42 PM Re: Giggles [Re: worldwood]
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Amen!!! laugh laugh laugh
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#36055 - 04/26/14 06:53 PM Re: Giggles [Re: RobStanley]
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Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks.
If you are diving and are approached by a shark they recommend that you swim towards it aggressively and punch it in the nose as hard as possible.

If this doesnít work, beat the shark with your stump.
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#36057 - 04/26/14 09:05 PM Re: Giggles [Re: RobStanley]
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...and if that doesn't work, problem solved; but do your best to provide hemorrhoids on the way out. smile

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#36077 - 04/28/14 02:34 PM Re: Giggles [Re: Carl Theile]
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The last great act of defiance! grin
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