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#40840 - 12/06/14 04:44 PM Re: Giggles [Re: RobStanley]
Carl Theile Offline
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It is good for the spirit. I do it often- sometimes local, sometimes up in the high hills (usually winter).

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#40850 - 12/07/14 04:18 PM Re: Giggles [Re: Carl Theile]
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I'm sure your neighbors appreciate that! laugh
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#40856 - 12/08/14 01:51 PM Re: Giggles [Re: RobStanley]
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What neighbors? Did someone sneak in while I was gone?

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#40890 - 12/10/14 05:24 PM Re: Giggles [Re: Carl Theile]
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You mentioned neighbors in another thread. wink
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#40892 - 12/10/14 06:05 PM Re: Giggles [Re: RobStanley]
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True Klink, but they all appreciate me. I thought someone new might have snuck-in. smile

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#40897 - 12/11/14 07:23 AM Re: Giggles [Re: RobStanley]
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A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks him, ďHey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?Ē
Farmer: Some things you just canít explain.

Man: So what happened thatís so horrible?

Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket. Some things you just canít explain.

Man: Ok, but thatís not so bad. So what happened then?

Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.

Man: and then?

Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket. Some things you just canít explain.

Man: So, what did you do then?

Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right. I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail. Some things you just canít explain.

Man: So, what did you do?

Farmer: Well, I didnít have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked inÖ

Some things you just canít explainÖ
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#40906 - 12/12/14 02:09 PM Re: Giggles [Re: Drumrboy]
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GREAT ONE!!! laugh laugh laugh
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#40939 - 12/14/14 03:42 PM Re: Giggles [Re: Private Klink]
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DOGS v WIVES....

DOGS vs. WIVES
Sixteen Logical Reasons Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:


1. The later you are, the more
excited your dog is to see you.


2. Dogs don't notice if you call them
by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave lots
of things on the floor.

4. Dogs' parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.


6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go, instantly, 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're pissed.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. Dogs won't wake you up at night to ask: "If I died, would you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and sell 'em.

11. When you drop a silent one, dogs don't run around frantically with room spray.

13. Dogs never tell you to stop scratching your balls. Instead, they sit pondering why you don't lick 'em.

14. Dogs will let you put a studded collar on, without calling you a pervert.

15. If a dog smells another dog on you, it won't kick you in the crotch; it just finds it interesting.

And last, but not least:

16. If a dog runs off and leaves you, it won't take half your stuff.
To verify these statements: Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour.
Then open the door, and observe who's happy to see you!
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#40944 - 12/14/14 04:38 PM Re: Giggles [Re: RobStanley]
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LMAO. laugh laugh

Now that's all very true. grin
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#40952 - 12/14/14 08:41 PM Re: Giggles [Re: Trumby]
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Originally Posted By: Trumby
LMAO. laugh laugh

Now that's all very true. grin


DITTO

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