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#33634 - 01/25/14 04:03 PM Re: Giggles [Re: RobStanley]
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Dear Admin

I have suspected for some time now that my wife is cheating on me. If the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife goes out with the girls a lot and has been working at doing lots of overtime at her office.

I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Last night about midnight, I hid in the shed behind the boat.

When my wife got home, she climbed out of someone’s car buttoning her blouse and then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment, hiding there, crouched behind my boat, I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard motor mounting bracket.

My question is, Can I weld that or do i need to replace the whole bracket.

Yours sincerely
Gone fishin
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#33635 - 01/25/14 05:18 PM Re: Giggles [Re: RobStanley]
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I like that last one Ian!
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#33663 - 01/25/14 11:40 PM Re: Giggles [Re: RobStanley]
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Heard lots of versions of this but not this version

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,

One was blind and the other couldn't see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A paralyzed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,

A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!
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#33673 - 01/26/14 02:16 PM Re: Giggles [Re: RobStanley]
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I wasn't there, but 'twas a 'ell of a fight.

-carl
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#33675 - 01/26/14 02:47 PM Re: Giggles [Re: RobStanley]
worldwood Offline
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LMAO Carl, The version i grew up hearing went like this..

Here ye here ye,
Admission free, pay at the door.
Pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
As you stand before me and sit behind me
Let me tell you a story I know nothing about.

In the middle of the day evening of the night,
2 dead boys got up to fight,
They stood back to back and faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
A deaf cop heard the noise,
went and shot the 2 dead boys
And if you dont believe this story is true
Ask the blind man, he saw it too.


Similar but different. There are lots of versions of this though. I think i have heard or read about 7 different ones.
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#33678 - 01/26/14 03:21 PM Re: Giggles [Re: RobStanley]
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WW-
Like you, I've heard several versions. And, since I never drink unless I am alone or with someone, I even think I saw the whole thing played out once. That is the reason I seldom drink anymore.

-carl
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#33719 - 01/28/14 12:03 AM Re: Giggles [Re: Carl Theile]
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The question is....do you drink any less?!!!? laugh
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#33730 - 01/28/14 02:52 PM Re: Giggles [Re: Private Klink]
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Originally Posted By: Private Klink
The question is....do you drink any less?!!!? laugh


Only twice a year, interrupted by two months of total sobriety.

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#33733 - 01/28/14 03:02 PM Re: Giggles [Re: Carl Theile]
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That's good to know! grin
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#33748 - 01/28/14 10:18 PM Re: Giggles [Re: RobStanley]
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And don't show up on those 2 months off. He's a right bit ornery then....
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