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#33225 - 01/14/14 01:52 PM Re: Giggles [Re: worldwood]
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Other than the baseball bat, that looks like my one cat and I just about every morning! crazy........................... laugh
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#33230 - 01/14/14 02:37 PM Re: Giggles [Re: RobStanley]
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And thats why im a dog person LMAO
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#33238 - 01/14/14 05:25 PM Re: Giggles [Re: RobStanley]
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I have both: Two cats and one dog, but I also have birds.

Our house works like this: Birds awake at dawn, incite the cats to riot which angers the dog. Now we have pandemonium manor, which awakens Rose.

-carl
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#33247 - 01/15/14 08:38 AM Re: Giggles [Re: Carl Theile]
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My wife can put it on "ignore", but they hound me until I get up and feed them. smirk
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#33250 - 01/15/14 12:22 PM Re: Giggles [Re: RobStanley]
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My dogs are all well north of 100#. When they jump on the bed to wake you up, you notice it. Especially when one of them in particular walks on you and steps on something that should never be stepped on.
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#33265 - 01/15/14 04:07 PM Re: Giggles [Re: Private Klink]
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Originally Posted By: Private Klink
My wife can put it on "ignore", but they hound me until I get up and feed them. smirk


Im pretty sure women fake that "ignore" crap LOL

When my kids come in the room to wake us up the wife will act like she dont hear them, sometimes i try and beat her at her own game but she can ignore them a lot longer than i can LMAO
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#33267 - 01/15/14 05:04 PM Re: Giggles [Re: worldwood]
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EXACTLY!!! smile
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#33328 - 01/16/14 11:42 PM Re: Giggles [Re: RobStanley]
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Where are the joksters?

We need some more laughter laugh
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#33337 - 01/17/14 12:20 AM Re: Giggles [Re: RobStanley]
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Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.
To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn’t drive.
No further testing is planned.
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#33338 - 01/17/14 12:20 AM Re: Giggles [Re: RobStanley]
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During a robbery, one of the robbers mask slid down.
He looked at a man and asked. Did you see my face?
The man said yes! The robber shot him.
Then he asked a woman. Did you see my face?
She said no, but my husband over there did.
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