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#27911 - 09/21/13 02:06 PM Re: Giggles [Re: RobStanley]
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#27925 - 09/21/13 06:31 PM Re: Giggles [Re: worldwood]
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Right at home on the Busse forums! grin
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#27928 - 09/21/13 07:07 PM Re: Giggles [Re: RobStanley]
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Its saturday im drinking everywhere LMAO
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#27931 - 09/21/13 10:58 PM Re: Giggles [Re: RobStanley]
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#27932 - 09/21/13 11:37 PM Re: Giggles [Re: RobStanley]
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Sumo squirrel Ah so!
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#27935 - 09/21/13 11:44 PM Re: Giggles [Re: RobStanley]
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Breaking out the family album DT?
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#28011 - 09/23/13 01:11 PM Re: Giggles [Re: Drumrboy]
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Great one Jon! laugh laugh laugh
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#28058 - 09/24/13 12:35 PM Re: Giggles [Re: RobStanley]
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Very funny guys!!

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#28068 - 09/24/13 09:55 PM Re: Giggles [Re: RobStanley]
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A drunk walks into a bar, orders a shot and and immediately pukes all over his own shirt. "Wha' my gonna do now? My wifez gonna kill me."

"Relax," the bartender says, "give me a five-dollar bill." The bartender folds up the bill and puts it in the guy's shirt pocket. "Tell your wife some drunk puked on you and gave you five bucks to have your shirt cleaned."

"Thass a great idea!"

When the drunk gets home his wife answers the door. "Where have you been? What happened to your shirt?"

He tries to put on a sober voice and says, "Relaaax honey, some drunk guy puked on me and gave me five bucks to have my shirt cleaned."

The drunk's wife reaches in his pocket, grabs the money, and says, "There's $10 in here!"

"Oh yeah, he sh*t my pants, too."
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#28070 - 09/24/13 09:58 PM Re: Giggles [Re: RobStanley]
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Two old women were talking about their sex lives. Ethel was upset because her sex life had really died, while Mildred said her sex life was great.

Mildred counseled Ethel, "When my Sammy is getting ready for bed, I get undressed, lie on the bed, and put both legs behind my head. When he sees me like that, he gets so excited, we have wild sex the rest of the night."

Ethel said, "I'm going to try that tonight."

While Ethel's husband Harold was in the bathroom that night, she took off all her clothes. She struggled to get both legs behind her head. After accomplishing this great feat, Ethel fell backwards and couldn't move.

Harold came out of the bathroom with a shocked look on his face. "For God's sake Ethel, comb your hair and put your teeth in. You look like an a**hole."
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