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#41238 - 01/07/15 06:41 PM Re: Giggles [Re: Private Klink]
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Originally Posted By: Private Klink
Carl, are you SURE you aren't from Missouri??? laugh


Well, I do give directions by saying East, West, North and South, instead of right or left... wink

-carl
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#41239 - 01/07/15 06:47 PM Re: Giggles [Re: RobStanley]
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Thanks DB.

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#41240 - 01/07/15 07:30 PM Re: Giggles [Re: Carl Theile]
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Originally Posted By: Carl Theile

Well, I do give directions by saying East, West, North and South, instead of right or left... wink

-carl


So do I, and its amazing how many say, which way is that. grin
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#41241 - 01/08/15 04:15 AM Re: Giggles [Re: RobStanley]
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A city boy moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I have some bad news. The donkey died."

"Well,then,just give me my money back."

"Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

"OK, then. Just unload the donkey."

"What ya gonna do with him?"

"I'm going to raffle him off."

"You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

"Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."

A month later the farmer met up with the city boy and asked, "Whatever happened with that dead donkey ?"

"I raffled him off. I sold 500 hundred tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $998. "

"Didn't anyone complain?"

"Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."
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#41242 - 01/08/15 04:23 AM Re: Giggles [Re: RobStanley]
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A dedicated Union worker was attending a convention in Sydney and, as you would expect, decided to check out the local brothels nearby.

When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100 what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80.00 and the girls get $20.00."

Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this IS a Union House."

The man asked, "And if I pay you $100 what cut do the girls get?"

The girls get $80.00 and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!!!". So he handed the Madam $100, looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.

I'd like her for the night."

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam, then pointing to an 85 year old woman in the corner, "Ethel here has Seniority."
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#41243 - 01/08/15 09:35 AM Re: Giggles [Re: RobStanley]
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Spit my coffee on the last one.

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#41258 - 01/08/15 09:44 PM Re: Giggles [Re: Joshua R.]
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Same with my iced tea! laugh laugh laugh
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#41261 - 01/09/15 03:23 AM Re: Giggles [Re: Trumby]
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Originally Posted By: Trumby
Originally Posted By: Carl Theile

Well, I do give directions by saying East, West, North and South, instead of right or left... wink

-carl


So do I, and its amazing how many say, which way is that. grin


Off topic but I just can't help it.
A few year ago I was working late with my manager moving stuff in the company truck. When we got back to the office, it was right on sunset. I said to my boss, "Gee there is a lot of smog out West. He stood and looked in a 360 degree circle and even looked up. Finally he said to me, "OK, I give up. Which way is West ? ".
He was born and raised in Sydney's Western suburbs and he claimed that no one had ever told him the sun sets in the West. Even though he drove that way every night......he reckoned I was a scientist or something. I was kind of amazed but not rude. I am sure he knows something I don't.....
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#41263 - 01/09/15 07:39 AM Re: Giggles [Re: RobStanley]
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Q: Whatís the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?



A: Leave the plunger in the toilet.
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#41265 - 01/09/15 11:05 AM Re: Giggles [Re: Drumrboy]
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D/B, you are EVIL!!! laugh laugh laugh
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