You got a great idea with boonie hat! I want one of the real good boonie hats not one of those crappy cheap ones! Bigger brim not the tiny one!
Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it." ...Jack Burton Big Trouble in Little China