Maybe a box of my Fatwood would persuade them? (Man that doesn't sound, right!) "Fatwood".....kinda weird like the word "Man hole"!:D
Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it." ...Jack Burton Big Trouble in Little China